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Knife in the Dark
 Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:47 pm 
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Angry about being fired, Haldir enlists the help of a dragon who is looking rather smug with his big point line and the lead in the game. Smug then lands on Azog squashing him. Haldir is delighted by this.


Haldir: +5
Azog: -10


Azog: 15
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 50
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 105
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 85
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Haldir, upset at how long this fight is taking, desides to kick dirt into Azogs face for taking time out of his previously busy week. Azog stumbles around for a little while and gets caught in a spider web.


Haldir: +5
Azog: -10


Azog: 5
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 55
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 105
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 85
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

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Azog, no heavily crippled and caught in an uncompromising fashion decides to go out with a bang, and launches a relentless counterattack against Haldir with such fury that his blows easily smash apart Haldir's armour, but leaving himself even more vulnerable...

Azog: +5
Haldir: -10


Azog: 10
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 45
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 105
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 85
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote][/quote]

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:28 am 
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In a surprising reversal of roles, Haldir gives the heavy sword blow to the back of Azog's head. Unfortantely for Azog since not even his own son loved him, no one was there to catch Azog, as Aragorn did to Haldir in the movies. Instead he just bites the dust...So ends the pale orc....


Azog: -10
Haldir: +5


Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 50
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 105
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 85
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Haldir should be at 50....

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WhoelsebutHaldir wrote:
Haldir should be at 50....




Oops. Long day. Updated.

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Gwaihir poops on Treebeard again to much amusement.

Treebeard: -10
Gwaihir: +5


Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 50
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 85
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Smaug gets a nasal infection and has horrible fire sneezing fits.
Meanwhile, Haldir eats a bagel after returning home and feels better after sufficient rest.

Smaug -10
Haldir: +5


Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 115
Haldir: 55
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 85
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Bolg knocks a few chinks of bark out of Treebeard for kicks.

Treebeard: -10
Bolg: +5


Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 115
Haldir: 55
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 85
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Haldir eats another bagel and has an epiphany. Dragon met and bagels could be a delicious combination! A new quest may be at hand!
Smaug gets an ominous feeling.....

Haldir: +5
Smaug: -10


Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 105
Haldir: 60
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 85
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Bergil is angry because nobody notices him and stabs Haldir for getting all the attention.

Bergil:+5
Haldir:-10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 105
Haldir: 50
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 85
Bergil: 75
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD
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Haldir angry that Bergil doesn't respect his eldar, decides to take Bergil to court on accounts of attempted murder and assault. Haldir wins and Bergil is sentenced to hundred years of cleaning up after Smaugs "accidents". Smaug has lots of accidents....

Bergil:-10
Haldir:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 105
Haldir: 55
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 85
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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H'aldir decides to pre-empt his next attack and poisons Brego's food. Brego enjoys the attention even as he starts to vomit and his voice becomes "horse".


Brego:-10
Haldir:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 105
Haldir: 60
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 35
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 85
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Samug takes a bite out of Haldir


Haldir:-10
Smaug:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 110
Haldir: 50
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 35
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 85
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Treebeard flails at Gwaihir but can't reach him, distracted he slips on one of Samug's "accidents" and sits on Brego


Brego:-10
Treebeard:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 110
Haldir: 50
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 90
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Haldir shoots Smaug for biting him (which he survived because he threw a bagle in Smaugs mouth at the last second)

Haldir:+5
Smaug:-10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 100
Haldir: 55
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 90
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

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Smaug eats Elves for breakfast - literally. He goes for another gnaw.

Smaug:+5
Haldir:-10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 105
Haldir: 45
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 90
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Haldir decides to go down in style and loses another arrow.

Smaug:-10
Haldir:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 95
Haldir: 50
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 90
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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H'aldir finds said arrow and plunges it into Smaug, hammering it in with his bow, before summoning the lawsgul one final time to audit the wealth of Erebor, bringing the capital gains tax officials with them (Smaug didn't take into account changes in monetary policy). Smaug recoils in pain and fear.

Smaug:-10
Haldir:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 85
Haldir: 55
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 90
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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With Smaug broke Haldir moves in to become the first king under the mountain, who isnt' a dwarf. Smaug is lost trying to find a new home to plunder.


Smaug:-10
Haldir:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: 75
Haldir: 60
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 90
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 90
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

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