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VandalCabbage · **Joined:** Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:12 pm **Posts:** 286

Haldir seeking a way to improve the power of his shots ties Sebastian to an arrow and fires it at Gwahir. The shot instead simply pins the hedgehog to a tree and Haldir mistakenly assumes the speak of pain to be from Gwahir, and promptly feels good that he has avenged Thranduil.

Haldir +5
Sebastian -10

Azog: 125
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 105
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 65
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 70
Bolg: 110
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 75
Thranduil: DEAD

I Am Frodo · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:10 am

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NarsilReforged · **Joined:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:13 am **Posts:** 316

Frodo you already ate someone. Take that back...

Hill-Troll · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:52 am

Yazneg decides to become A LUMBERJACK! (Anyone get that reference?)
Radagast doesn't like that and lets a tree fall on top of him.
Meanwhile bolg finally gets a warg!

Yazneg: -10
Bolg: +5

Azog: 125
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 105
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 65
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 60
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 75
Thranduil: DEAD

I didn't continue from Frodo because he cant eat twice.

SidTheSloth · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:35 pm

NarsilReforged wrote:

Frodo you already ate someone. Take that back...

Aye, you can only eat once...

I Am Frodo · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:29 pm

Oops Sorry Guys. Post Deleted

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:14 am

Yazneg realises that he is being bullied, and so having read up on bullies (he has an IQ of 188) and seen three different counsellors, he decided to do exactly what many victims do - pick on someone weaker, so poor Sebastian soon found himself skewered on the end of a lance, and then hurled into Treebeard.

Sebastian: -10
Yazneg: +5

Azog: 125
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 105
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 55
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 65
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 75
Thranduil: DEAD

I didn't continue from Frodo because he cant eat twice.[/quote]

Galadrin · **Posted:** Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:35 pm

THe lance smacking into Treebeard, finally snaps him out of his "nap" yawning he turns around and steps on Azog, and vainly attempts to wipe him off the bottom of his foot with a rock.

Azog: -10
Treebeard: +5

Azog: 115
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 105
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 55
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 65
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 75
Thranduil: DEAD

WhoelsebutHaldir · **Posted:** Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:23 pm

Hdir desides to finally see how fat the Great Goblin really is. After firing his whole quiver into the GG's stomach he determines that, the Great Goblin should be re-named the Great Fat Goblin.

Haldir +5
Great Goblin -10

Azog: 115
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 110
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 55
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 65
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 65
Thranduil: DEAD

I Am Frodo · **Posted:** Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:19 am

WhoelsebutHaldir wrote:

Hdir desides to finally see how fat the Great Goblin really is.
Haldir +5

Dont know how Haldir gains from this :lol:

SidTheSloth · **Posted:** Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:00 am

Seb finds the one ring and wears it 24/7. Sauron find's himself being slowly bent to the hedgehog's will, resulting in Azog being sent to find thousands upon thousands of worms

Seb +5
Azog -10

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 110
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 60
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 65
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 65
Thranduil: DEAD

VandalCabbage · **Joined:** Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:12 pm **Posts:** 286

Haldir is sent to find the new Dark Lord and has to literally sniff him out. However, hearing the Hedgehog's breathing, he is able to shoot it in the paw, sending the one ring bouncing down a dark hillock in a slow motion montage. Haldir goes home and eats Benriel and Galadriel brand ice cream.

Haldir +5
Seb -10

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 115
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 50
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 65
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 65
Thranduil: DEAD

NarsilReforged · **Joined:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:13 am **Posts:** 316

Turns out Seb saw this coming. He secretly hid his spikes in the the Benriel & Galadriel icecream and when Haldir ate it all of his insides became spiked a Devlan Mud load. He regrets making Seb lose his precious.

Sebastian the Hedgehog +5
Haldir -10

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 105
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 55
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 65
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 65
Thranduil: DEAD

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:04 pm

Yazneg, who is a hypocrite, doesn't like Elves because he thinks bows and arrows are the weapons of cowards. To show them he means boss, he ascends a Warg and runs Haldir down with his lance.

Yazneg +5
Haldir -10

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 95
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 55
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 70
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 65
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

Lord Maedhros · **Posted:** Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:46 pm

I think you mean Yazneg. Not Seb @Gothmog. You made Yazneg +5 but you wrote Seb.

Knife in the Dark · **Posted:** Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:15 pm

Haldir doesn't like to be picked on, and because of this he goes out and picks on the scapegoat of the Hobbit films, Yazneg, and promptly shoots his warg. Yazneg goes into a deep depression after losing his favorite pet.

Haldir:+5
Yazneg:-10

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 105
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 55
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 60
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 65
Thranduil: DEAD

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:53 pm

Lord Maedhros wrote:

I think you mean Yazneg. Not Seb @Gothmog. You made Yazneg +5 but you wrote Seb.

Thanks, oops.

WhoelsebutHaldir · **Posted:** Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:59 am

Haldir decides to prove the elven skill with a blade does exist. He promptly whacks Yezneg over the head.

Haldir:+5
Yazneg:-10

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 110
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 55
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 50
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 65
Thranduil: DEAD

NarsilReforged · **Joined:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:13 am **Posts:** 316

Seb has his wounds healed by his friend Radagast. Treebeard has wrestling match with the Great Goblin and wins. In his shame the Great Goblin chucks himself off the side of a walkway in goblin town.

Seb +5
Great Goblin -10

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 110
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 60
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 50
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD

VandalCabbage · **Joined:** Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:12 pm **Posts:** 286

Haldir challenges Sebastian, and summons the Nine Legal department to sue him for defaming Benriel and Galadriel ice cream: "Once they were but paralegals of men, but when the Dark Lord offered them bar exam cheat sheets, in their folly they took them. Blinded by their greed, now they are neither barristers nor solicitors. They are the nine, the courtwraiths, the lawsgul."
Sebastian settles out of court.

Haldir +5
Seb -10

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 115
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 50
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 50
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD

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