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Grimhelm of Snowbourn answered totally correct,
congrats. :D

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:lol: Good one Grim (and Amarthadan)

Didn't we use to have a Riddle thread (not the LOTR quiz, I mean a different thread for riddle?) oh so long ago?

So here is one of my current (clean joke) favorites...

This duck walks into a bar and hops up on the counter. The bartender looks at him and says, "What ya want?" The duck says (in a very ducklike way) "You have any Duck Food?". The bartender stares and replies, "This is a bar, we ain't got no duck food". The duck shrugs, hops down and walks out the door.

The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and hops up on the counter. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll ya have?" The duck says (in a very duckable way) "You have any Duck Food?". The bartender stares and replies, "I told you yesterday, this is a bar, we ain't got no duck food". The duck blinks, shrugs, hops down and walks out the door.

The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and hops up on the counter. The bartender looks at him, sighs and says, "What do you want?" The duck says (in a very duckish way) "You have any Duck Food?". The bartender stares (in a very mean bartender way) and (with anger in his voice) replies, "We ain't got no duck food, and if you ask for it one more time I'm gonna nail your foot to the counter!!!". The duck doesn't say a word, hops down and walks out the door.

The next day, the duck walks into the bar and hops up on the counter. The bartender looks at him warily, sighs and says, "What do you want?" The duck says (in a completely duck way) "You have any Nails?". The bartender stares in suprise, and then replies, "No, I aint got no nails" "Good" says the duck "You have any Duck Food?"

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:lol: Brilliant Cur, just brilliant!

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That joke reminds me of one my aunt told me waaaaaaay back.

This may sound very weird in english(it's a belgian joke)

A rabbit goes to the bakery. He goes to the counter and asks: "do you have a carrot-pie?"
The baker looks lookes at the rabbit surprised and says: "no, i'm sorry, we don't".
So the rabbit leaves the bakery.

The next day the rabbit enters the bakery again and asks: "do you have a carrot-pie?"
Once more, the baker looks surprised, and he says: "im sorry, we don't have any carrot-pie."

But that night the baker is wondering about the carrot-pie. So he gets out of his bed and works all night to make that carrot-pie.

The next day the rabbit enters the bakery again, and asks: "do you have a carrot-pie?"
This time, the baker looks proud and says: "yes, we do!"

And then the rabbit says: "disgusting, isn't it?"


I know, lame, but first i thought curunir's joke was the same and was going to end like this, so i thought i'd mention it.

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:lol: Hehehe, that's funny!

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Good one Valdor [Curunír quickly writes it down] thanks for sharing! :)

Here is something funny that was brought to my attention by LotrCrown (Cheers Matt)

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/

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Great stuff good to see you CUR

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Here is something funny that was brought to my attention by LotrCrown (Cheers Matt)

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/


Is this a real commercial? it's nuts.

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hahaha, ARGH...this is JUST like the badgers song. Good to see it though.
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Valdor wrote:
That joke reminds me of one my aunt told me waaaaaaay back.

This may sound very weird in english(it's a belgian joke)

A rabbit goes to the bakery. He goes to the counter and asks: "do you have a carrot-pie?"
The baker looks lookes at the rabbit surprised and says: "no, i'm sorry, we don't".
So the rabbit leaves the bakery.

The next day the rabbit enters the bakery again and asks: "do you have a carrot-pie?"
Once more, the baker looks surprised, and he says: "im sorry, we don't have any carrot-pie."

But that night the baker is wondering about the carrot-pie. So he gets out of his bed and works all night to make that carrot-pie.

The next day the rabbit enters the bakery again, and asks: "do you have a carrot-pie?"
This time, the baker looks proud and says: "yes, we do!"

And then the rabbit says: "disgusting, isn't it?"



Ah Belgian, the best. :lol: :wink:

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Great! These are solid gold.

Here's one that springs to mind.

A Gorrila goes into a pub. He goes up to the bar and sits down. The barman says "What will you have?" To which the gorilla replies "Do you have any bananas?"
The barman is a little taken aback and answers "No, we haven't"
The Gorilla leaves.

The next day the gorilla goes back to the pub, goes up to the bar and, again, the barman asks "What will you have?" To which the gorilla replies (again) "Have you got any bananas?" The barman begins to get a little cross at this point and says "No. I told you yesterday, we haven't got any bananas!" The gorilla leaves.

The next day the gorilla goes into the same pub again and the barman asks through gritted teeth "What will you have?" To which the gorilla replies "Have you got any bananas?" The barman loses it a bit at this point and yells "NO! I'VE TOLD YOU TWICE ALREADY, WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY BANANAS!"
The gorilla, unphased, then asks "Do you get many gorillas in here?"
The barman, a little surprised at the question, looks sidelong at the gorilla and says "No..."

The gorilla then says "I'm not surprised. The service here is rubbish."

Boom boom tsch.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's a little clip from youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1cPbHPqKPc

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Most of us have seen it but it was worth a refreshing

GOOD STUFF LOL

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Check these two, 1st is base upon Dragostea din tei, made by some dudes form Poland (at the beggining and end there are several dialogs in polish, but whole video message is universal ;) plenty of laugh i assure you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvIAUkGbXag

This one is well put together with Nickleback Hero in background.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaBI-Ne8I-I

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Alright another one:

One boy asks another:"Do you also have to pray(hope this is correct english :oops: ) before eating?"
To wich the other replies:"No, actually my mom cooks very well."

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:lol: LMAO! That's brill mate! I don't have to pray, my mum is an awesome cook. :D

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Speaking of cooking, check out this clip here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7GGkKpBR-g

Kills me everytime I watch it. Way more entertaining than seeing Jamie Oliver cook, if you as me!

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Star wars fans have got to see this clip!!!!!

Off course people who saw the films but aren't fans should watch it too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8orkTkzXDE

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