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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:45 pm 
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i thought this one was quite funny :lol:

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Here is a really strange gag my brother told me:

How do you get an elephant out of the water?
[spoiler]Wet[/spoiler]

How do you get two elephants out of the water?
[spoiler]One by one[/spoiler]


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And here is another funny video.

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI

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And I just saw this was post number 200! :lol:

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lol, that's good.

i found another one of those:

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM

and this one :P

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=mB6dodJfgCc

this one too: look till the end.

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=SrtiKkFfGDQ

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more darth vader fun :P

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=ASnFU715u7A

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=a8RZ_FCIFyo

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I love all these crazy clips. :lol:

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Here is another one.

Really good...Yoda breakdancing!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z9qYatazTM[/b]

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This one is just too funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm.
he then says to the barman
" one for me, and one for the road." :lol:

c'mon its not that bad if you think about it lol
comments welcome :lol:

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Ferahgo the assasin wrote:
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm.
he then says to the barman
" one for me, and one for the road." :lol:

c'mon its not that bad if you think about it lol
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Hahaha :lol:

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Hard to read this one because it is really better said outloud.

Knock, Knock,

Whos there,

Interupting cow,

[spoiler]Interup------MOOOOOOO[/spoiler]

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High Elf General wrote:
Hard to read this one because it is really better said outloud.

Knock, Knock,

Whos there,

Interupting cow,

[spoiler]Interup------MOOOOOOO[/spoiler]


To be honested, I don't get the clue. :lol:

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I have many jokes but i do not believe many of them are "clean" but here are some classics

Q. How do you make a hankerchief dance?
A. Put a little boogie in it!

Q. Why do pirates have to watch there backs when other pirates are around?
A. Because they keep trying to pinch each others bootie!

Q. Why did Micheal Jackson get stranded out at sea?
A. He grabbed hold of a buoy and didnt want to let go!

Ok and here is my favourite joke of all time (a little bit dodgy):

A man walks into a Italian resteraunt and orders the special of the day. The waiter brings out a plate with two large meaty balls on it. The man tries it and decides he really likes it, he calls the waiter in and he says to him "These are delicious! What are they?! The waiter replies "Ahh those are cojones. Nice yes?" The man says "yes but what are these lovely cojones?" The waiter replies "They are the testicles of the bull that fought and died against the fighters in the arena today." The man decides he likes them and comes back the next day. He is dissapointed when his cojones are a whole lot smaller than yesterdays. He calls out the waiter and complains "why are my cojones so much smaller than yesterdays?!" The waiter replies in hushed tones "Ahhh yes senor, but the bull does not lose every time!"

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Haha, that with the "cojones" is really funny. :lol:

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Michael Jackson joke- side splitting
Pirate joke- funny, very funny
Bull joke- priceless!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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what about these: (note: very long post!)


1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" .."That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "But Doc, Is this common?" ..Well, "It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Un-surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. As a result, all of this made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. A guy sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least half of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

;) get 'em?

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Oh lol, the cannibal one!!! :lol:

Alright, here I go:

What's the difference between a match and a piano?

[spoiler]A piano takes longer to burn down.[/spoiler]

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Time to update this forum............

a man is sitting on his own at a bar when a party of drunks come in. one of them leans over to the guy, snatches up his beer and drinks it whole :shock:

the 1st man says " well thats just great then"

the drunk feeling sorry for the man says "im so sorry why are you so upset"

the 1st man: "well im late for work for the first time and get fired, my girlfreind dumps me."

and i cant even kill myself properly as youve just gone and swallowed my poison!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

cmon its brill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Police have stated that a dwarf spiritualist has escaped from custody while being questioned about matters relating to fraud charges.

They said that there is a small medium at large.

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both are quite funny really ... :)

A man asks his friend : "Can penguins be this high and he raises his hand 40 cm from the ground". His friend says yes , and he raises his hand 20 cm and asks the same question. The friend agrees again and then the man raises his hand to 150 cm above the ground and he repeats : "Can penguins be this size?" The friend says : "No , I don't think so .. "

To which the man replies : Good grief ! you're not telling me I drove into a nun !" :)
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