you use Lord of the Rings quotes in everyday conversations...

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No one sculpts Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris miniatures are created by acts of God.
~ Dagorlad

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Just a fools hope. (bout the big game)

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"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."

when the fake gold comes off of the fake One Ring.

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No one sculpts Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris miniatures are created by acts of God.
~ Dagorlad

...when you start one of these threads; or post in one.

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"Mustard the Rohirrim! We've got to ketchup with those Uruk-fries before they capture the Hornburger!"

when your normal cough now sounds very close to "GOLLLUM!"

muwahahaha

sometimes im thinking, when i see people on the street, is that a human, or an elf, or an ork.

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when you say something in Quenya and wonder why no one understands you

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It's not about our past.
It's about our future.

When you imagine your friends as Middle-earth races. (I have an unnerving amount of Orcs for friends )

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Better, though difficult, the right way to go, than wrong, though easy, where the end is woe. John Bunyan - Pilgrim's Progress

Oh god no....

Orc not Ork . Hardcore fans would go b @ z o o k a over that.

Y'see, this is an orc....



And this is an ork


Anyway...

You know you're an LOTR fan when you go b @ z o o k a after seeing orc misspelled.

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Flying is the practice of trying to crash into the ground and missing.

Someone called? Oh, right... yes, err, orcs.

Well, you know you are hard core when men in white coats turn up looking to remove you from the premises in a jacket that fastens up the back... and all because you have a Backlog

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Half your room contains LOTR stuff.

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Sun is by sea-men always hoped for,
when they fare away over the fishes' bath,
until the brine-stallion they bring to land.
OERP

...half of your art class projects revolve around Tolkien and LotR.

In fact, at my school, the Art II students paint one ceiling tile as one of the final projects. I painted Gandalf and Frodo! Its there forever now

When you relate everything and everyone you know back to something you saw or read in LOTR.

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May the wind under your wings bear you to where the sun sails and the moon walks!

When your backlog is bigger than your ... er... frontlog.

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Does that pupil look like it was done on MS Paint to you?

When your current order is bigger than your backlog...

...when you go on a LOTR site to talk to other LOTR fans about LOTR and almost nothing else.

...when you watch the movie and know what each and every character says in the right order.

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Backlog reduction Oath Participant

When every time you see the movies ypu can't help pointing point out every difference between the movie and the book.

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Durin the Deathless
Lord of Khazad-dum

When your wishlist is bigger than your current order

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Does that pupil look like it was done on MS Paint to you?

When you memorise the scene numbers of your favourite bits of the films.

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"Mustard the Rohirrim! We've got to ketchup with those Uruk-fries before they capture the Hornburger!"