Haldir returns to lothlorien, however in his way Yeznag spots him. In his eagerness for revenge he chases after him, and immediately trips on a rock and falls on his face.

Haldir +5
Yazneg -10

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 120
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 50
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 40
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

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Fight! Fight to the last man!

If this was to be our end then I would have them make SUCH AN END as to be worthy of remembrance

Haldir snaps a photo and puts it on instagram. Yazneg has an existential crisis and swears revenge against all rocks.

Haldir +5
Yazneg -10

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 125
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 50
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 30
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD

_________________
"Release the Kragle!"
They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
Totally worth it.

Yazneg gets over himself easily, with moderate counselling, and uses a rock to throw at Haldir's head, after realising haldir needs to lose some weight.

Yazneg +5
Haldir -10

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 115
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 50
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 35
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD

_________________
"I am the Flying Spagetti Monster. Thou shall have no other monsters before me"
-FSM.

Haldir absorbs the rock with his double chin and bounces the rock back into Yaznegs face, further bruising it.

Haldir +5
Yazneg -10


Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 120
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 50
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 25
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

_________________
Fight! Fight to the last man!

If this was to be our end then I would have them make SUCH AN END as to be worthy of remembrance

All this rock throwing disturbs Smaug, who remembers he hasn't eaten in a while, he takes a nibble of Bolg before spitting it back out in disgust.

Smaug +5
Bolg -10


Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 135
Haldir: 120
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 50
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 25
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD

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Backlog Oath taker 2014: 6 pts

WIP: Riders of Rohan
Backlog: 63

Elves: 210
Numenor: 392
Mordor: 524

Haldir gets Yazneg's psychiatrist fired for malpractice. Those lawsgul are really on a roll. They make Haldir a partner in the firm.

Yazneg -10
Haldir +5

Azog: 105
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 135
Haldir: 125
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 50
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 15
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD

_________________
"Release the Kragle!"
They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
Totally worth it.

Azog is sick of Yazneg'sconstant failures and humiliation and tries to feed him to his Warg, causing much amusement to the rest of the pack, giving Azog the gift for his Lady Warg

Yazneg -10
Azog+5

Azog: 110
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 135
Haldir: 125
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 50
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 5
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD

_________________
"I am the Flying Spagetti Monster. Thou shall have no other monsters before me"
-FSM.

Sebastian wants to feel like he needs to achiev something in life, small as he is. As Yazneg is lying on the ground about to be eaten Sebastian jumps in the way and pricks Yazneg in the belly button. Yazneg explodes.

Yzneg -10
Sebastian +5

Azog: 110
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 135
Haldir: 125
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 55
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: Dead
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD

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Don't click on this link!!!!
http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Gen Giddings

The lawsgul and Haldir prosecute Azog for illegal existence, being a public menace and littering(his wargs were shedding). He is stripped of his authority and given 20 hours community service. Bolg is given his father's job.

Azog -10
Bolg + 5

Azog: 100
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 135
Haldir: 125
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 55
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 110
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD

_________________
"Release the Kragle!"
They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
Totally worth it.

Haldir prosecutes Sebastian for jar-jarism, illegal existence, and being a threat to public safety. Haldir wins accolades for clearing the streets of non-book comic relief.

Haldir +5
Sebastian -10

Azog: 100
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 135
Haldir: 130
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 45
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 110
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 55
Thranduil: DEAD

_________________
"Release the Kragle!"
They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
Totally worth it.

The Great Goblin realises that he actually agrees with Haldir and the shock was so great that he feinted on top of Sebastian, his blubbery mass meant he didn't feel a thing, but the hedgehog was crushed by his immense bulk.

Great Goblin+5
Sebastian -10

Azog: 100
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 135
Haldir: 130
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 35
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 110
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 60
Thranduil: DEAD

_________________
"I am the Flying Spagetti Monster. Thou shall have no other monsters before me"
-FSM.

Like the orc teenager that he is Bolg joins in on the hype train and kicks Sebastian far over the misty mountains cold!

Bolg:+5
Sebastian:-10

Azog: 100
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 135
Haldir: 130
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 60
Thranduil: DEAD

Funny that all the characters here benefit from hurting others.

Sebastian doesn't like having the lowest amounts of points, so he steals some from Smaug

Sebastian +5
Smaug -10


Azog: 100
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 130
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 30
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 60
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

_________________
Fight! Fight to the last man!

If this was to be our end then I would have them make SUCH AN END as to be worthy of remembrance

Treebeard has seen the Great Goblin throw his little minions before and reckons he can do the same. He goes straight to Goblin Town, picks up the Great Goblin and chucks him down a hole.

Treebeard +5
Great Goblin -10

Azog: 100
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 130
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 30
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 125
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 50
Thranduil: DEAD

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Don't click on this link!!!!
http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Gen Giddings

Azog see his son is more respected then him, and this puts him in a huge depression...
Seeing his opportunity Haldir then shoots Azog with his archery skills, furture damaging the moral, and sinks deeper into his depression.


Azog:-10
Haldir:+5

Azog: 90
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 135
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 30
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 125
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: 50
Thranduil: RIP

_________________
Who ever said swimming was easier then running never swam a 400 I.M.

That should be
Azog:-10
Haldir:+5

Haldir takes Gwahir on as his secretary or "legal eagle". However, while he benefits from the lack of paperwork Gwahir is practically snowed under with Haldir's fan mail.

Haldir +5
Gwahir -10

Azog: 90
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 140
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 30
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 125
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: 50
Thranduil: DEAD

_________________
"Release the Kragle!"
They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
Totally worth it.

Oops correct in the main part and sillyness in that part changed.

_________________
Who ever said swimming was easier then running never swam a 400 I.M.

Sebastian tracks down Azog, and places himself by his bed pretending to be a slipper. When Azog wakes up he impales his foot on Sebastian and cries out in a great rage. Sebastian is pleased, and scuttles away.

Sebastian +5
Azog -10

Azog: 80
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 140
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 35
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 125
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: 50
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

_________________
Fight! Fight to the last man!

If this was to be our end then I would have them make SUCH AN END as to be worthy of remembrance

Treebeard decides he needs a foot scrub to get all the bad soil out of his foot. Two hours later, he's feeling much better.

Treebeard +5
Sebastian -10


Azog: 80
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 140
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 130
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: 50
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

_________________
"Release the Kragle!"
They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
Totally worth it.