It all began with the forging of the Great plastic models. Three were given to the admins; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the moderators, great posters and craftsmen of the forum halls. And nine, nine models were gifted to the race of one-ringers, who above all else desire free models. For within these models was bound the strength and the will to persist with their hobbies. But they were all of them deceived, for another miniature was made. In the land of Haywards Heath, in the fires of his bedroom, the Dark Lord SuicidalMarsbar forged in secret, a master figurine, to control all others. And into this miniature he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One mini to rule them all…

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