Spoof Version of LOTR For Children In Need

The Steward · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:49 pm

What do you think of my all star cast for a spoof LOTR film that would be ideal for children in need, sponsoring could be gotten from film companies like new line and Petey Jackson could direct it. All money raised would go to children in need and the film companies would get a really good publicity image

John Cleese as Aragorn

Mike Myers As Boromir

Rowan Atkinson Legolas

Parkinson as Gandalf The White

Dawn French as Gimli

Johnny Vegas as Frodo

Ricky Gervais as Sam

Peter Kay as Merry

Martin Bashir as Pipin

Matt Lucas in wheelchair off of Little Britain as Denethor

Eddie Murphy as Faramir

Jordan as Eowyn

Jim Cerry as Eomer

Billy Conoly as Theoden

Mel Gibson Witch King

Tim Curry as Wormtounge

Trevor Mc Donald as Saruman

Lenny Henry as Sauron

David Walliams off of Little Britain as the Mouth of Sauron

Anthony Hopkins as Golum

Christopher Walken as Gothmog

Gstormcrow · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:59 pm

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sponsoring could be gotten from film companies like new line and Petey Jackson could direct it.

Lol, I hope you are joking.

legolas88 · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:10 pm

hmm, i like the Eowyn idea

Arwenevenstar · **Posted:** Sat May 01, 2004 10:28 am

Sorry but I had to go for no...but only on account of some of your recommended choices for characters. (sorry but the idea of Jordan playing Eowyn for a childrens charity role... :shock:

) As an idea for a charity show, I suppose with the right people involved, it would make a good, fun event worth watching.

josiahtaylorrulz · **Joined:** Mon May 03, 2004 4:50 pm **Posts:** 15

wot u playin at half of dem will dye b4 dey sign in on dat, speically hopkins mayb change some rolez and it would b ok i suppose. :lol:

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Gollum Rules! · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2004 6:53 pm

josiahtaylorrulz - Could you please not use text talk/ slang on here as some people may not be able to understand you, especially those who do not have English as their main language.

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Captain Gamling · **Posted:** Tue May 04, 2004 7:33 pm

i'd love to see John Cleese as Aragorn. How about Michael Palin as someone? Victoria Wood would be good too!

ork_tom · **Posted:** Tue May 04, 2004 7:58 pm

even if there was somthing like that most of those actors would never do it

Sam · **Posted:** Tue May 04, 2004 8:27 pm

I like some of your choices for actors but wasn't there already a spoof of LOTR by Dawn French. It was on tv some time after the first film came out.

JB Elf · **Posted:** Thu May 06, 2004 10:14 pm

I can't recall Dawn French doing a Lord of the Rings Spoof but I do remember her doing the Harry Potter one a while back. :lol:

I like the general idea but don't agree with some of the character choices.

JB Elf

josiahtaylorrulz · **Joined:** Mon May 03, 2004 4:50 pm **Posts:** 15

i think that its a reasonable idea but you should think about your actors more carefully, for instance, scrap jordan and have someone more along the lines of julia roberts or helen hunt think more carefully next time hey?! i have a good idea for an alternative gandalf: george clooney, with a little bit of makeup of course! you should try and incorparate kirsten dunst as a lead character like eowyn or arwen.
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AboettTheDunedain · **Joined:** Sat Jan 10, 2004 11:11 am **Posts:** 7

the guys you chose best were....
john cleese as aragorn, rowan atkinson as legolas, Parkinson as gandalf, dawn french as gimli(TOP ONE!!!), rick gervais as sam, matt lucas as denethor, eddi murphy as faramir and mel gibson as witchking. to come up with these guys was an act of pure genius.

however, i'm not sure about jim carry as eomer though....

btw, would bush do well as sauron? he would probably make the children shiver and hide when he started talking:
"there is no life in Iraq... only death!"

josiahtaylorrulz · **Joined:** Mon May 03, 2004 4:50 pm **Posts:** 15

bush: that would be hilarious, hed probably be even scarier than sauron if he was in real life!! what role do you think tony blair could play??
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Gstormcrow · **Posted:** Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:06 pm

Tony blair would have to be Sauron's (George bush') sidekick, The Mouth Of Sauron or the witch king

AboettTheDunedain · **Joined:** Sat Jan 10, 2004 11:11 am **Posts:** 7

no, blair would probably play saruman: don't know why, but feel a strong resemblence between them...

goblin_king · **Posted:** Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:33 pm

Love Gimli!!!!! :lol:

hmmmm how about yhe crew from rainbow, magic roundabout, tellitubbies and the tweenies as hordes of orcs.

josiahtaylorrulz · **Joined:** Mon May 03, 2004 4:50 pm **Posts:** 15

i personally had a thought that tony blairs children could play some of the hobbits! lol i think that saroman( tony blair ) would b funny :oops:

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still only counts as one · **Joined:** Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:50 pm **Posts:** 2

how about michael jackson as grima wormtounge he would be good at throwing the baby sorry i mean the palantir from the top of the orthanc

and what about marco off big bro as gollum :gollum:

Witch King · **Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:47 am

Who would play Arwen

Grimboldofeastfold · **Posted:** Sat Aug 21, 2004 7:44 pm

hahahahahahahahahaha
I love John cleese- dont mention the war!
he woz the king in shrek 2!

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